parodiesofuktabloids:

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

(Source: scullyphile)

ukulelekatie:

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

(Source: illinicoise)

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

black–twitter:

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

He’s never gonna get that damn nut.

(Source: thats-tea)

tomistomi:

icameas-roman:

pioneerman:

incognegroo:

Big mood

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

Died laughing!!! 😂

quackatomic:

oh-man-aw-geez:

orbispelagium:

jerkstorecalling:

fiztheancient:

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

(Source: discreet420mseeking69mforvaping)

remi-reciprocal:

sunshiine-leo:

trailinginfinity:

evangelinethedemonicangel:

fandomsrourlives:

that-loving–feeling:

yellowwolley123:

cthulhupeelz:

topbitch:

dark-eyed-harmothoe:

rosedespleurs:

nvmdanyway:

sixpenceee:

I hope love finds you in 2018

I hope health finds u in 2018

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

I hope happiness finds you in 2018

I hope success finds you in 2018

I hope self-love finds you in 2018

I hope supportive people find you in 2018

I hope all the dogs find you in 2018

I hope good grades find you in 2018

I hope validation finds you in 2018

I hope self-acceptance finds you in 2018

I hope healthy friendships/relationships find you in 2018

I hope better mental health finds you in 2018

metroidtwo:

if you do the cooking by the book,

then you’ll

have a

b͘͏҉̷ŕ̡̧e͢͜҉͡à͘͜͡͞ķ͟͢͠ ̷̸̀͘ì̷͝t̡̨͝ ̀͞҉͜d͏͡ó̵̡͟͢ẁ̵͜͡͠ņ̶̴̛͜ ̸̨̧͘͟b̡́͟͠i̴̶̢t̀̕c̀̕͜͝h҉́̕҉̀ ̵̷͞l̀͢e҉̕t̵̴̛͢ ̸̀m҉̷͘͜e̵̶̶̕ ̛͝s̨͘͝e̴̶͞e̢̕͞ ̧̡y͘͡҉o͏̵̡́u̧̢͡ ́͞͠b͘͢͞a͏c̕͜k̸̸͟͢ ̸̕͞į͜t̵́̀̀͠ ̷̧̢͠͞ù̵̧҉͠p̶̀͝͏̛

just-shower-thoughts:

If you use a happy emoticon while you’re not happy,you become a decepticon

k-lionheart:

bborzoi:

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

aki-anyway:

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

imsoshive:

bryantsupreme:

Bury me with an mp3 of this on a USB drive. 🔥🔥🙌🏾